Redd Foxx Defines Indecent

The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent.

Redd Foxx on Staying Healthy

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed dying, and they won’t know why.

Redd Foxx on White Magazines

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.