Jokes by Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller on Xmas Parties
I’ll tell you what I don’t like about Christmas office parties: looking for a new job afterward.
Phyllis Diller on Fame
I never made “Who’s Who” but I’m featured in “What’s That?”
Phyllis Diller on Her Looks
I’ve turned many a head in my day… and a few stomachs.
Phyllis Diller on Her Breasts
I once wore a peek-a-boo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
Phyllis Diller on Pregnancy
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.