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Stand-Up Comedian Phyllis Diller

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AKA: Phyllis Driver

Born: July 17, 1917

Death: August 20, 2012

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Phyllis Diller on Xmas Parties

I’ll tell you what I don’t like about Christmas office parties: looking for a new job afterward.

Phyllis Diller on Fame

I never made “Who’s Who” but I’m featured in “What’s That?”

Phyllis Diller on Her Looks

I’ve turned many a head in my day… and a few stomachs.

Phyllis Diller on Her Breasts

I once wore a peek-a-boo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

Phyllis Diller on Pregnancy

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

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