Phyllis Diller on Her Breasts
I once wore a peek-a-boo blouse. People would peek and then they'd boo.
Phyllis Diller on Pregnancy
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Phyllis Diller on Xmas Parties
I'll tell you what I don't like about Christmas office parties: looking for a new job afterward.
Phyllis Diller on Fame
I never made “Who's Who” but I'm featured in “What's That?”
Phyllis Diller on Her Looks
I've turned many a head in my day… and a few stomachs.
