Paula Poundstone on Savings Accounts

I have no money. I don’t even have a savings account cause I don’t know my mother’s maiden name and apparently that’s the key to whole thing.

Paula Poundstone on Alabama

I was born in Alabama but I had only lived there a month before I had done everything that there is to do. Even as an infant I was bored and crawled to the state line.

Paula Poundstone on Death

I would imagine the wages of sin are death. But by the time they take taxes out it’s just kind of a tired feeling.

Paula Poundstone on Weightlifting

I don’t believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that’s indecision.