Paul Mooney on Homeless People

When I see homeless white person I start crying. (cries) What a waste of white skin.

Paul Mooney on the Iraq War

[As George Bush] “Weapons of Mass Destruction. I’m so sure they have them.” Yeah, you and your daddy because you got the receipt.

Paul Mooney on High Gas Prices

Is it just me or is gas high?.. They ain’t been a drive-by for three weeks. You hear niggas going, “I can’t afford to kill that motherfucker! I can’t!”