Jokes by Myq Kaplan

Stand-Up Comedian Myq Kaplan

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Born: 1978

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Jokes

Myq Kaplan on Comic Books

I read comic books but I don’t believe in them. Like if somebody said to me, “Hey Myq, who would win in a fight, Thor or Superman?” I’d say, “I don’t know who would would win that fight my friendless friend. But I do know who would win in a fight between you and anyone you went to high school with.”

Myq Kaplan on Marriage

Fifty percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. Fifty percent. That’s one out of every two people. So it’s either going to be you or your wife.

Myq Kaplan on Being a Jew

I’m Jewish. I’m not Uber-Jewish. Like I will use German to describe how Jewish I am.