Jokes by Mike DeStefano
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Born: 1966
Death: March 6, 2011
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Mike DeStefano on Pride
It’s so stupid the shit we’re proud of. You know how you got to be who you are? Your parents fucked. There’s nothing to be proud of. You father wanted a blowjob that night. How’s that feel? You’re just a blowjob that got out of hand.
Mike DeStefano on His Career Path
A comedy agent asked, “What did you do before comedy?” I was a drug counselor. He said, “How about before that?” I was a drug addict. He said, “And before that?” I was twelve.
Mike DeStefano on Heroin
Heroin’s like having oral sex and, at the same time, a puppy’s licking your face. You don’t want that.
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