Jokes by Mike Birbiglia
Mike Birbiglia on Golddiggers
I realized recently that what I need to find is a woman who love me for my money but doesn’t understand math.
Mike Birbiglia on Illiteracy
I shouldn’t say bad stuff about illiterate people. I should write it.
Mike Birbiglia on Gay Roommates
I got a gay roommate. I got ground rules. I’m like, “You got to stay on your side of the shower.” And if he doesn’t, no more back rubs.