Jokes by Lynne Koplitz

Stand-Up Comedian Lynne Koplitz

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Born: June 13, 1969

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Lynne Koplitz on Genitalia

I think genitalia is proof that the universe loves women more than men. And I’ll tell you why. Cause if you look at women’s stuff, it’s all kind of gross, but at least it’s all organized. It’s like God made a little package. It’s all tucked in with hospital corners and stuff. And with men it’s like God started to make a bow and the phone rang.

Lynne Koplitz on Oral Sex

You ever fall asleep performing oral sex? What’s so funny? I’ve done it. It’s not that bad. Waking up is horrible. “Where am I? What is this? Do you have any relish?”