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Stand-Up Comedian Lavell Crawford

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Born: November 11, 1968

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Lavell Crawford on Questions

People kill me about being a big guy. They always asking me dumb questions… Every time I breathe in, they’re like, “Why you breathing so hard?’ “So I can live!”

Lavell Crawford on Doctors

Doctors — they like auto mechanics. You go in get one thing seen, they want to look at other stuff. I went to a doctor for a twisted ankle, came out with diabetes. I was mad as hell.

Lavell Crawford on His Dad

I just got reacquainted with my daddy after 30 years. He came back into my life after 30 years. Ain’t that some shit? It’s nice. You can laugh if you want to. It ain’t like he was lost at sea or nothing.

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