Kevin Pollak on Sodomy

The law against sodomy is trying to stop homosexual men from enjoying themselves. That’s what the law is all about. But this is stupid. What do you do according to the law? You find two men enjoying themselves sexually. You arrest them and throw them in… prison? That outta do it.

Kevin Pollak on Smokng

No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they’d make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. “What is this? Marlboro fudge with nuts? Give me a scoop of that, willya? She’s gonna have the Menthol Swirl with the Camel chip.”