Love the questions at the airport because they make you feel real intelligent. “Sir, do you know what’s in your luggage?” (long pause) “No. I tied a sock around my eyes and packed with my feet. I’m thinking hot dogs and gunpowder.”
When you’re big you don’t need a reason to sweat. You don’t, right? My friends cannot grab a hold of this concept. They come up to me all the time, “Geez! What the hell you do? You jumping rope in the attic?” “Well, I peeled an orange. About an hour ago, what’s up?”
My fitness goals are different than most peoples.Most people want to lose enough weight so they look good in a bathing suit or they want to lower their cholesterol. I just want to lose enough so my stomach doesn’t jiggle when I brush my teeth.