Jokes by Johnny Carson

Stand-Up Comedian Johnny Carson

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Born: October 23, 1925

Death: January 23, 2005

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Johnny Carson on Bosses

I hated my last boss. He asked, “Why are you two hours late?” I said, “I fell downstairs.” He said, “That doesn’t take two hours.”