Jokes by John Pinette
16
Faves
Born: March 23, 1964
Blue Meter: Tame
See Something Wrong?
Is something missing or inaccurate about this comedian's profile? Write Dead-Frog about it here.Jokes
John Pinette on Sinking
I’ve been on a cruise ship that’s crashed. The captain comes on, “I want you to know that the ship is taking on a little water.” You mean we’re sinking. A guy bringing on a case of Evian, that’s taking on a little water.
John Pinette on Whitewater Rafting
Gotta love whitewater rafting. Ten of us are going. Eight will come back. Don’t forget to wear your toe tag. Sometimes the bodies don’t float down the river for a week or so.
John Pinette on Exercise
I don’t do up. Sit-ups. Push-ups. Pull-ups. I do downs. Sit down. Lay down. Blackjack, I’ll double down. Give me a cheeseburger, I’ll wolf it down. Put on a little music, I’ll boogie down.
Find Comedy Near You
Discover stand-up coming to your town
The 5 Funniest Comedians
Based on the Who's Funnier Game.
3.
Louis C.K.
5.
Bill Cosby
See the 25 Funniest Comedians
Influence the rankings by playing Who's Funnier.
