Jokes by John Heffron
Born: ?, 1970
Blue Meter: Tame
In match-ups against other comics:
Won: 1168 | Lost: 1575
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John Heffron on Stressed Kids
Are a lot of eight year olds that stressed? Do we got a lot of eight year old kids coming home from school going, “Oh, man, my day today. I could not make a cursive S to save my life.”
John Heffron on Male Cleaning Habits
Ladies, you want your dishes done? Talk to your husband as if you were his male roommate. Come home from work and go “Hey, do the dishes dick!” and walk away.