Jokes by Joan Rivers

Back to Joan Rivers's main profile page.

I was so ugly that they sent my picture to Ripley’s Believe It or Not and he sent it back and said, “I don’t believe it.”

I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn’t toss and turn, we’d never have had the kid.

Do you have a favorite joke by Joan Rivers?
Tell Dead-Frog about it here.

Videos

Joan Rivers swears on Loose Women - Watch

Joan Rivers at the Logies! - Watch

Joan rivers vs Brigitte nielsen full interview(hilarious) - Watch

Joan Rivers: Gynaecologist - Watch

All video pulled from YouTube.