Jokes by Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr on Cheating

My girlfriend said, “Have you been having sex behind my back?”

I said, “Who did you think it was?”

Jimmy Carr on Spicy Food

If you eat a lot of spicy food, you can damage your sense of taste. When I was in Mexico last year, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

Jimmy Carr on Strange Names

I was doing a show a couple of weeks ago and I was talking to a girl in the front row. I asked her her name. She said, “It’s Patacka.”

I said, “That’s an unusual name. You don’t hear that everyday.”

To which she replied, “Actually, I do.”