Jokes by Jimmy Carr
Born: September 15, 1972
Blue Meter: Tame
In match-ups against other comics:
Won: 1596 | Lost: 1805
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Jimmy Carr on Cheating
My girlfriend said, “Have you been having sex behind my back?”
I said, “Who did you think it was?”
Jimmy Carr on Spicy Food
If you eat a lot of spicy food, you can damage your sense of taste. When I was in Mexico last year, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
Jimmy Carr on Strange Names
I was doing a show a couple of weeks ago and I was talking to a girl in the front row. I asked her her name. She said, “It’s Patacka.”
I said, “That’s an unusual name. You don’t hear that everyday.”
To which she replied, “Actually, I do.”