My girlfriend said, “Have you been having sex behind my back?”
I said, “Who did you think it was?”
If you eat a lot of spicy food, you can damage your sense of taste. When I was in Mexico last year, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
I was doing a show a couple of weeks ago and I was talking to a girl in the front row. I asked her her name. She said, “It’s Patacka.”
I said, “That’s an unusual name. You don’t hear that everyday.”
To which she replied, “Actually, I do.”