I don’t want to be a mom. I could easily be a dad. I could lie on a couch and have my kid come up to me for the first time when they’re 5 years old and go, “Dad, can I go outside?”
“I dunno, ask your mother.”
That I can do. I’d be amazing at that.
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
—E. B. White