Jokes by Jeff Foxworthy
Born: September 6, 1958
Blue Meter: Clean
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Jeff Foxworthy on Married Sex
You don’t get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
jeff Foxworthy on Keys
I’ve got keys to crap I’ve never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.
Jeff Foxworthy on Discipline
Nowadays you can’t even spank your kids. No, gotta give ‘em a time out. My dad would take time out of his busy day… to whip our ass.
Jeff Foxworthy on Rednecks, Part 1
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.