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Stand-Up Comedian Greg Proops

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Born: October 3, 1959

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Greg Proops on Australia

Let me tell you about Australia. It’s really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really far from wherever you live on Earth. You fly and you fly and you fly. Then relativity takes over and you get younger and younger. And when you land, you’re a gleam in your father’s eye.

Greg Proops on Thanksgiving

They celebrate Thanksgiving in England, by the way. It’s called “Fuck off puritan!”

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