George Lopez on Kid's Birthday Parties
(Growing Up) Everything was no. Birthday party? “No get Birthday party. Mira cabron. You got a lot of things already. You don’t need a party. So’s you can showoff? No. Why you crying now? No. Chucky Cheese? You wanna see a mouse, pull the refrigerator out.”
George Lopez on Restaurants
You know how Mexican restaurants always have “border” in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn’t do that to black people: Kunta’s Kitchen or Shackles. They don’t do it to white people. You don’t see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel…. oh, nevermind.
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I saw the George Lopez concert last night. Overall performance I would give it 4 Stars…The show was suppose to start at 8 pm but ended up starting at 8:30 pm. The first act was pretty good but he was really foul languaged. He went until around 9 pm, (half hour act, okay…)...Then there was intermission, IDK how long this intermission was going to last so I just stayed…Seven minutes later, the theme song to George Lopez came on and he came out…The first 30 minutes to about 45 minutes later was funny but then the rest of the show went downhill from there for me…When he just came and said three names out of the blue, one really caught my attention because I heard my name…After that a few jokes later, he starts making fun of special needs, that’s just where it hit rock bottom with me…I didn’t laugh at all after those…IDK GL was like this and I am definately just sticking with his show on the tube. I would highly recommend just sticking with is show(s) on t.v. unless you like the very dry sexual foul language jokes, then, I guess your fine with everything then. GL didn’t even swear a lot like the last guy where it was every joke had the F word…As to where GL didn’t use the F word constantly…
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