Jokes by George Lopez
Born: April 23, 1961
Blue Meter: Risqué
In match-ups against other comics:
Won: 1174 | Lost: 1902
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George Lopez on Kid’s Birthday Parties
(Growing Up) Everything was no. Birthday party? “No get Birthday party. Mira cabron. You got a lot of things already. You don’t need a party. So’s you can showoff? No. Why you crying now? No. Chucky Cheese? You wanna see a mouse, pull the refrigerator out.”
George Lopez on Restaurants
You know how Mexican restaurants always have “border” in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn’t do that to black people: Kunta’s Kitchen or Shackles. They don’t do it to white people. You don’t see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel…. oh, nevermind.