Jokes by George Burns
AKA: Nathan Burnbaum
Born: January 20, 1896
Death: March 09, 1996
Blue Meter: Tame
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George Burns on Sincerity
Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
George Burns on Nudity
Nudity has taken over all of show business. I went into a nightclub last week and a beautiful young girl came out onto the stage with nothing on and sang “On a clear day you can see forever.”