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Stand-Up Comedian George Burns

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AKA: Nathan Burnbaum

Born: January 20, 1896

Death: March 09, 1996

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George Burns on Sincerity

Sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

George Burns on Nudity

Nudity has taken over all of show business. I went into a nightclub last week and a beautiful young girl came out onto the stage with nothing on and sang “On a clear day you can see forever.”

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