Gary Gulman on Highway Signs

Ever drive by one of those things on the highway which tells you how fast you’re going? I don’t even pay attention to them anymore because I found a similar gadget in my dashboard… Some people slow down at those things… I don’t slow down. I speed up and set the high score.

Gary Gulman on Man Childs

If you are 26 years old and you’re waking up under Star Wars sheets… the Force is not with you.

Gary Gulman on His Old Man

I was born when my dad was 50… It’s weird growing up with a dad that much older than you. We’d go to the movies, we’re both getting discounts.