Felipe Esparza

Jokes by Felipe Esparza

2 jokes!

Felipe Esparza on His Body

I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

Felipe Esparza on His Dad

I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn’t really hit us.