Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. And monkeys do too… if they have a gun.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon.
If you’re a transvestite, you’re actually a male tomboy. That’s where the sexuality is… So it’s running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you’re up there.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
We hate our national anthem. Because it’s “God Save the Queen,” you see?... Now the Queen lives in a very big house. She has barbed wire outside and people with guns in front of that. That’s one saved fucking queen, I’ll tell you!