Ain’t no black people don’t fuck with no bombs. We don’t fit that profile. ‘Cause you’ve got to be on time with a bomb.
White people don’t forget shit. ‘Cause the next brother Johnny Cochran would have represented would have got all O.J.‘s time. “Double life? For speeding? You bullshittin’!”
I don’t know who you niggas are talking about “let’s go back to Africa.” But after seeing Hotel Rwanda and Blood Diamond, you can sell my ticket! I’m staying right here. I’ll take my chances with the Klan. I can outrun a fat redneck, but I can’t outrun no Tutu.
I bought a house. I spent $300,000 for it. Now it’s only worth $100,000. But I owe $500,000. I done refinance my house so many times, I don’t even own the gate.
My brother got fired for coming late at a night job. How you oversleep 8:30?