Dick Gregory

Jokes by Dick Gregory

2 jokes!

Dick Gregory on the Voting Age

I meet so many young folks who say, “If I got to go and die in a war at 18, I want the right to vote at 18.” Don’t be no damn fool. You got to die at 18, you better fight to get the right to vote at 17.

Dick Gregory on Santa Claus

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into a black neighborhood after dark.