Jokes by Dick Gregory
Born: October 12, 1932
Blue Meter: Tame
In match-ups against other comics:
Won: 1040 | Lost: 1426
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Dick Gregory on Santa Claus
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into a black neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory on the Voting Age
I meet so many young folks who say, “If I got to go and die in a war at 18, I want the right to vote at 18.” Don’t be no damn fool. You got to die at 18, you better fight to get the right to vote at 17.