David Alan Grier on STDs
In 1999, if you come down with a case of Gonorrhea, be happy. You should be thankful. That is a blessing from God. These days, that don’t mean a damn thing. Cause they got some diseases out there. I’m not talking about HIV, they got some Ebola of Nuts. You might not even make it to your car.
David Alan Grier's Advice to Women
Ladies, you got to look for a man like you look for a job. Do you research. Run a credit check on ‘em. Meet his baby’s mamas. You don’t just drive him to the methadone clinic. Go inside! Meet the people!
David Alan Grier on College Dating
I couldn’t get a date the entire freshman year of college. The whole year I spend… well, they call it stalking now. But I call it getting to know you.
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Don’t waste your money. The comedian that warmed up the audience before David Allen Grier’s performance was excellent. Once the “star” actually came out, we were bored out of our minds. We counted 173 people leaving the show during the perfomance and that was only on our level. He isn’t funny at all, and his routine doesn’t come together on any level. He jumps from topic to topic as if he has no clue what he will say next. Not funny at all. A total waste of money. Go put your $55 in a slot machine instead. We were successful in telling people in line for the 10:30 show not to waste their money. He is just not funny. Nobody in our party laughed, not even once! And if you can’t make us laugh, then you won’t make anyone laugh, because we are easily entertained!
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