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Stand-Up Comedian Dave Chappelle

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Born: August 24, 1973

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Dave Chappelle on Premature Ejaculation

I don’t believe in premature ejaculation. If I come, it was right on time.

Dave Chappelle on Tittie Bars

Tittie bars got weird morality. One time I walked into a tittie bar - all these guys coming in, right? Out of these dudes, the bouncer picked me out of the crowd and started yelling at me. “Hey Buddy! Sir! Sir! You wanna take your hat off? It’s disrespectful to the ladies.” Yeah, I can shove a twenty up her ass but I better not have a hat on when I do it.

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