Dane Cook on Sneezes
I say “God bless you” when somebody sneezes. I don’t say “bless you.” I don’t say that because I’m not the Lord. I can’t do that.
Dane Cook on Burger King
The first job I had was at Burger King. I didn’t want to call it Burger King, so I used to call it the BK Lounge. If the girls were like, “Where do you work,” I was like, “I work down at the BK Lounge. I’m a bouncer.” “Can we get in?” “Not without coups.”
Dane Cook on Car Accidents
A couple of days back, I got into a car accident. Not my fault. Even if it’s not your fault, the other person gets out of their car and looks at you like it’s your fault: “Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!”
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By far, the most over-rated comic of this decade. He followed the classic flow of the American celebrity- come quickly out of relative obscurity, reach a crest of tremendous fame, and then fall fast and hard out of style, all the while continuing to crank out his product. Highly unoriginal, and obviously did a little more than ‘borrow’ from fellow funny-man Louis C.K. Very fad-ish.
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