Jokes by Buddy Hackett
AKA: Leonard Hacker
Born: August 31, 1924
Death: June 30, 2003
Blue Meter: Risqué
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Buddy Hackett on Endangered Species
A guy said to me, “There’s only 10 snow geese left in the world.”
I said, “One shits on my car, there’ll be 9.”
Buddy Hackett on Dogs Watching Sex
The whole thing is if the dog’s in the room with you during sex and you don’t know he’s there. And you’re going pretty good and you hear an extra set of breathing. You’re scared to open your eyes. You think the kids are selling tickets or something.