Brett Butler on Her Mother

My mama would say, “Y’all quit. Don’t make me stop this car.”
“You’re not in the car, Mama. You’re in a hammock with a jelly glass of scotch in your hand.

Brett Butler on Periods

I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we’re subjected monthly.  Maybe that’s why men declare war so often, they have this need to bleed on a regular basis.