Jokes by Bob Newhart

Stand-Up Comedian Bob Newhart

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AKA: George Robert Newhart

Born: September 5, 1929

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Bob Newhart on being an Accountant

Some people wonder if it isn’t unusual for an accountant to become a comedian. It’s unusual for a good account to become a comedian. I was a very poor accountant.

Bob Newhart on Country Music

I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means to “put down.”