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Stand-Up Comedian Bob Newhart

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AKA: George Robert Newhart

Born: September 5, 1929

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Bob Newhart on Country Music

I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for those who like country music, denigrate means to “put down.”

Bob Newhart on being an Accountant

Some people wonder if it isn’t unusual for an accountant to become a comedian. It’s unusual for a good account to become a comedian. I was a very poor accountant.

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