Jokes by Bill Engvall

Stand-Up Comedian Bill Engvall

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Born: July 27, 1957

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Bill Engvall on Daughters

I have a 16-year-old daughter. She’s growing up and I don’t know when it happened. I came home the other day and I’m helping my wife fold clothes. I pick up a little pair of skimpy underwear and I go, “Hey, hey, when are you gonna wear these for me?” She goes, “I can’t. They’re your daughter’s.”