Andrew Dice Clay

Jokes by Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay on Blowjobs

Just tonight this chick is sucking my dick. And she’s like, “Don’t come in my mouth.” I go, “Honey, I don’t want to fuck up your hair. We’re in a nice restaurant.”

Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhyme 1

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50.