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Stand-Up Comedian Andrew Dice Clay

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AKA: Andrew Clay Silverstein

Born: September 29, 1957

Blue Meter: Dirty

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Jokes

Andrew Dice Clay on Blowjobs

Just tonight this chick is sucking my dick. And she’s like, “Don’t come in my mouth.” I go, “Honey, I don’t want to fuck up your hair. We’re in a nice restaurant.”

Andrew Dice Clay Nursery Rhyme 1

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50.

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