Jokes by Aisha Tyler
Born: September 18, 1970
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Aisha Tyler on Gifts
When you first start dating somebody everything they do for you is adorable… “Oh look he gave me a coupon for a hug! Isn’t that sweet!”
When you are married that shit goes out the windows. There’s no homemade gifts in marriage. “Man, it is my birthday. Where is my stuff?... I want some jewelry. Every kiss begins with K jackass!”
Aisha Tyler on Interracial Marrriage
I married a white guy. Honestly, I had to. My credit was fucked up.
Aisha Tyler on Meat
If God didn’t want us to eat meat, he would have made cows run faster. Anything you can hunt by tiptoeing up to it and hitting in the head with a rock deserves to be dinner.