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Stand-Up Comedian Adam Sandler

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Born: September 9, 1966

Style: Bizarre man-boy

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Jokes

Adam Sandler on Reading

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it.

Adam Sandler on his dad

My name is Adam. My father’s name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it’s alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, “Is Adam there?” My father would say, “This is Adam.” My friends would say, “Adam, you were so wasted last night.”

Adam Sandler on Celebrating Alone

It’s horrible being alone. I threw a surprise party for myself. I parked the car down the street. Tried to fool myself. I set up a piñata up with a blindfold and a baseball bat and ended up my neighbor’s house, beating up their grandmother.

Videos

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Adam Sandler original Chanukah (Hanukkah) Song - Watch
Adam Sandler - Lunch Lady - Watch
adam sandler - somebody kill me please - wedding singer - Watch

Reviews

generic Dead Frog avatar afro gothic says:
Delivery: 43211
Material: 43211

I don’t get why people don’t like this guy, i think his movies are good and his stand up is funny. I like his little boy act.