Alonzo Bodden
Born: June 13, 1962
Blue Meter: Tame
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| Day & Time | Club/Venue | Tickets |
|---|---|---|
| June 11 8:00 PM |
The Comedy & Magic Club |
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Videos
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Dom Irrera Live from The Laugh Factory with Alonzo Bodden (Comedy Podcast) Watch
01 Comedy Central Presents - Alonzo Bodden Watch
Alonzo Bodden Sydney Comedy Festival 2010 Gala Watch
Works
Records
| 2011 | Who's Paying Attention | Buy: Amazon | iTunes |
| 2008 | Comedians' Guide to Women, Love and Relationships | Buy: Amazon | iTunes |
| 2001 | Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time | Buy: Amazon | iTunes |
Specials (and other video)
| 2011 | Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention | Buy: Amazon | iTunes |
| 2007 | Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand Up (Season 2) | Buy: Amazon | iTunes |
| 2007 | Last Comic Standing 5 | |
| 2006 | The World Stands Up (Season 2) | |
| 2006 | Alonzo Bodden: Tall, Dark, and Funny | Buy: Amazon |
| 2005 | Comedy Central Presents Alonzo Bodden | Buy: Amazon | iTunes |
| 2004 | National Lampoon Live: New Faces - Volume 1 | Buy: Amazon |
| 2004 | Last Comic Standing 3 | |
| 2004 | Last Comic Standing 2 | |
| 2001 | Late Friday Weekly late night stand-up showcase on NBC |
Books (by and about)
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Jokes
I like white women. That’s why I can’t hate white men. Because we need them for breeding. Sometimes I’m hanging with the brothers, and they get a little militant on me. They’re like, “Kill Whitey!”
I’m like,...
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Biography
Alonzo Bodden worked as a jet mechanic for nine years for companies like Lockheed and McDonnell Douglas. One of the planes he claims to have worked on is the stealth bomber.
While training other mechanics, Alonzo discovered he had a knack for making his lectures entertaining. After getting laid off, he decided to see where his talent might take him and enrolled in a stand-up comedy class.
Alonzo Bodden competed in the second season of “Last Comic Standing.” He performed well but ultimately came up short as the runner-up winner to John Heffron. However, when the two casts from the first seasons were combined for “Last Comic Standing 3”, he prevailed, winning the title. The victory was bittersweet, as ratings were so bad for the third go around that NBC decided to not air the finale. The finale ultimately did air on Comedy Central.
Bodden served as a judge for the initial casting sessions of “Last Comic Standing 5.”
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