Alonzo Bodden

Stand-Up Comedian Alonzo Bodden

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Born: June 13, 1962

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October 3 7:30 PM

The Comedy Works Albany
500 Northern Blvd
Albany, NY

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Alonzo Bodden Sydney Comedy Festival 2010 Gala
Alonzo Bodden Sydney Comedy Festival 2010 Gala Watch
Alonzo Bodden - The  Winter Olympics (Stand Up Comedy)
Alonzo Bodden - The Winter Olympics (Stand Up Comedy) Watch
Alonzo Bodden - Part 1
Alonzo Bodden - Part 1 Watch



2013 He Had Me at Black
2013 Red Light Comedy Live from Amsterdam Volume Four

Features multiple comedians

2011 Who's Paying Attention
2008 Comedians' Guide to Women, Love and Relationships
2007 Funny Business: The Best of Uproar Comedy, Vol. 2
2001 Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

Specials (and other video)

2012 Red Light Comedy Live from Amsterdam Volume Four

Features multiple comedians

2011 Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention
2007 Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand Up (Season 2)
2007 Last Comic Standing 5
2006 The World Stands Up (Season 2)
2006 Alonzo Bodden: Tall, Dark, and Funny
2005 Comedy Central Presents Alonzo Bodden
2004 National Lampoon Live: New Faces - Volume 1
2004 Last Comic Standing 3
2004 Last Comic Standing 2
2001 Late Friday

Weekly late night stand-up showcase on NBC

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I like white women. That’s why I can’t hate white men. Because we need them for breeding. Sometimes I’m hanging with the brothers, and they get a little militant on me. They’re like, “Kill Whitey!”
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Alonzo Bodden worked as a jet mechanic for nine years for companies like Lockheed and McDonnell Douglas. One of the planes he claims to have worked on is the stealth bomber.

While training other mechanics, Alonzo discovered he had a knack for making his lectures entertaining. After getting laid off, he decided to see where his talent might take him and enrolled in a stand-up comedy class.

Alonzo Bodden competed in the second season of “Last Comic Standing.” He performed well but ultimately came up short as the runner-up winner to John Heffron. However, when the two casts from the first seasons were combined for “Last Comic Standing 3”, he prevailed, winning the title. The victory was bittersweet, as ratings were so bad for the third go around that NBC decided to not air the finale. The finale ultimately did air on Comedy Central.

Bodden served as a judge for the initial casting sessions of “Last Comic Standing 5.”