April 07 2006

Rob Corddry Hates You

Filed Under Late Night

In Rob Corddry’s Wednesday report on the Daily Show entitled “Racist Like Me”, he ends his report stating that people might say “he’s a pretty decent guy, unless of course, you’re one of these things. In which case I hate your guts.”

After the jump the nearly 200 groups Rob Corddry hates…

Black
Guatemalan
Jewish
Roman Catholic
Irish
Haitian
Pakistani
Indian
African
Twins
French
Estonian
Dutch
Moroccan
Unitarian
Dominican
Hungraian
Hispanic
Lebanese
Lebanese Christian
Lesbian Chrisitan
Chinese
Latvian
Polish
Costa Rican
Penobscot Indian
Sicilian
Hmong
Black Hmong
Circumsized
Fatty
Tlingit
Inuit
Luxembourgian
Jerry Lewis
Ecuadorian
TiVo List Pauser
Hawaiian
NPR Listener
Turkish
Japanese
Buddhist
Sue Grafton
Greek Orthodox
Amish
Belgian
Mohawk Indian
Hindu
Mary Kate & Ashley
Puerto Rican
Gay
Bisexual
Lesbian
Bicurious
College Lesbian
Sunni
Seriously Stop Pausing This
What do you think this is Lost?
4 8 15 16 23 42
PT. Cruiser Owner
Nepalese
Boy Scout Troop 19
Canadian
Hawken School Class of ‘89
Colombian
From Either Dakota
Stephen Colbert
Scientologist
Hungarian
Elderly
Mahjong Enthusiast
Hoosier
Pig Latino
Ephesian
Philippian
Corinthian
Quebecois
Welsh
Highlander
Narnian
Jedi
Australian
Malaysian
Danish
Eritrean
Mormon
Greek Orthodox
Korean (North)
Korean (South)
Newfoundlander
Terrier
Navy Seal
Jewish (Reform)
Butch Bottom
Pre-Op Transexual
Post-Op Transexual
Hermaphrodite
Metalhead
Michigander
Michiganian
Kool-Aid Guy
Jewish (Conservative)
ambidextrous
Encephalitic
Microcephalic
Homodontic
Omniverous
Marsupial
Jewish (Orthodox)
Carnivorous
Vegan
Jim Belushi
Size Queen
Chiropractor
Jewish (For Jesus)
Red-Headed
Asthmatic
Spastic
Adopted
Cablianasian
Ectomorphic
Hemophiliac
Serbian
Croatian
Kurdish
Pacific Islander
Aleut
Albino
Texan
Toddler
seventh-Day Adventist
Samoan
Diabetic
Zoroastrian
Swiss
Zambian
Flemish
Corsican
South African (Except the Whites)
Somone Who Only Gets Their News from The Daily Show
Hutu
Tutsi
Kazakhstani
Belarussian
Ukrainian
Moravian
Aborigine
Oaxacan
Lakota Indian
Sioux
English
Austrian
Malaysian
Mennonite
Carny
Bolivian
Micronesian
Puerto-Rican
Cuban
Canadian
Guyanan
Guyanan (French)
Tanzanian
Portuguese
Toll Booth Worker
Jordanian
Peruvian
Israeli
Arab Israeli
Mayan
Nascar Dad
Maoist
Soccer Mom
Finnish
Druid
Persian
Comp Lit Major
Iranian
Honduran
Deadsiluap
listpauser@yahoo.com
Star Bellied Snitches
Swazilandian
Norwegian
Drifter
Basque
Paraguayan
Tongan
Albanian
Libyan
Greek
Azerbaijani
Kashmiri

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Comments

Posted by drew on 04/08  at  09:41 PM

The only one I agree with him on is the Kool-Aid guy.

That Asshole red pitcher sucks.

Posted by erik on 04/11  at  01:57 AM

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who paused the list to read it! (This list was the best part of a mostly-unfunny segment, IMO.)

Posted by Jared on 04/12  at  11:50 AM

He seems to hate TiVO list pausers more than anyone. You should write a letter.

Posted by Devo on 04/12  at  12:43 PM

He said Canadian twice, and also listed Newfoundland.  He must really hate them, ‘cause thats technically 3 times they got on there.

Posted by Ben on 04/12  at  01:09 PM

I put my tivo into slow motion to read the list and I saw the email address.  I emailed it to see if it was real and Rob replied and sent me a photo of himself.  Check it out:

http://www.bengarvey.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=923&mode=flat&order=0&thold=0

Posted by Grey on 04/12  at  01:42 PM

Gotta like that he included (thrice) the kind of people who would record the list : )

Posted by Carl Jonard on 04/12  at  01:44 PM

Surely I’m not the only one who sent an e-mail to .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)! I got the following response:

Dear Carl,

Good point.

Thanks for your email. Please enjoy this semi-personalized response, and an autographed picture with a special message just for you.

Best,
Rob

Here’s the attachment.

Posted by pudge on 04/12  at  01:48 PM

Carl, yeah, I did the same.

Posted by REYREY on 04/12  at  02:06 PM

At least there’s nothing about Mexicans.  But I am still halfway offended.

Posted by Johnie on 04/12  at  02:20 PM

This is the email I got back from Rob:

Thanks for your email. Please enjoy this not-at-all automated response, and,
for a special message just for you, head over to http://www.listpauser.com.

Best,
Rob

P.S. If you are writing to point out that “Canadian” was on the list twice,
please be aware that that is because I hate them double. If you are writing
to point out that “Star-Bellied Sneetches” was misspelled, then please be
aware that I also hate nit-pickers.

Posted by John on 04/12  at  02:53 PM

Not entirely suprised that Germans and Italians aren’t on the list, but no Scottish either?

Posted by ilyich on 04/12  at  03:06 PM

He mentions GREEK Orthodox twice, but not Russian Orthodox. . . (phew! guess I’m safe then).

Posted by James on 04/12  at  03:21 PM

I’m amazed at how unhateable I am. Thank god for not being circumcised- just one more reason!

Posted by Jacqui on 04/12  at  04:15 PM

Besides “spastics,” diabetics, asthmatics, and the elderly, disabled people are on Rob Cordry’s Not Worth Hating list.

I can’t decide if I like being this kind of invisible or not. I mean, it’d almost be better to be hated! At least then I know he sees us.

Posted by Tiara on 04/12  at  04:19 PM

“Malaysian” is on there twice. I wonder why. XD

Posted by Christopher on 04/12  at  04:29 PM

lol. It’s not Guyanan. It’s Guyanese.

Posted by Vancouverian on 04/12  at  04:32 PM

Canadians x2,

Newfoundland x1,

Quebecquois x1

————————

= 4 x hate of Canada.

Posted by bitswapper on 04/12  at  04:59 PM

I noticed that although ‘jedi’ is on the list, sith is not.  That means Rob Corddry is a ...

Posted by Sith Lord Darth Satire on 04/12  at  05:11 PM

I hate everyone that was offended by that segment, and if you are Canadian and hated it, I hate you infinity plus one.  Also Newfoundland, you are dead to me, kill bears instead of seals.  To the guy who invented tivo, I also hate you, but mostly I hate Electronic Stores and Rogers cable for not making TIVO more affordable.  I also hate people who thought that segment was funny, mostly because you are smarter then me.

Posted by none other than on 04/12  at  05:19 PM

Surprized south dakota isn’t on there twice as well.  For inventing ‘drive-through liquor and ammo’.

“I’ll take a bottle of vodka and a case of hollow points.  Goin’ to drop the kids off with the ‘X’...”

Posted by Sergio on 04/12  at  06:26 PM

@REYREY: There is, indeed, something about mexicans (Oaxacans). Oaxaca is a state in Mexico (pretty damn awesome state, too). I guess if you’re not from there you’re safe, though, unless you’re circumziced.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oaxaca

Posted by Romulus on 04/13  at  02:30 AM

Now someone has to make a “How much does Rob Corddry Hate You?” quiz.

Posted by Romulus on 04/13  at  02:54 AM

Domain name: LISTPAUSER.COM

Administrative Contact:
  Margolis, Jim .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
  secure 118 8th Avenue,

  Brooklyn, NY 11215


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2113386/

Posted by shermang on 04/17  at  05:51 AM

That’s awesome
^^^ quite the little internet detective, IMDB and all :O

I think I was covered about 8 times on that list, I’m proud.

Posted by David on 09/08  at  01:19 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

I love Corddry, I am going to miss him on the daily show. His comedic style will be greatly missed….

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