Lord Xenu will team up with Satan and take on Jesus and Santa in a steel cage wrestling grudge match. I so forsee it!

You mean to tell me that the chef crap was more important then Louis CK.

Bad boy!
Bad!

The Return of Chef brought a return of the burn on scientology...but a less straight forward one.  either matt and trey are shaking in their boots, or just thought it’d be funnier, but in fact most of the scientology disses in the new episode are about the “Super Adventure Club” a ‘fruity little club.’ The most obvious parallel is when the leader of the S.A.C is telling the boys about the clubs secret (why they molest children?  immortality and theton..oh wait, some other word levels) and at the bottom of the screen you see THIS IS WHAT THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB ACTUALLY BELIEVES (of course the same statement made while explaining the secret of scientology...)
When chef returns (as a series of sound clips edited together) the boys notice he’s a FREAKIN’ PEDOPHILE!  This is because he’s been brainwashed by the Super Adventure Club (read: Scientologists).  Eventually Chef is killed off (or is he?  muhahahaha) and a loving tribute is given (basically breaking down to down hate Issac, hate the scientologists).
The funniest part is still that somehow this scientology cult is able to continue to brainwash celebrities (and of course countless others) into believing the babble of a long dead SCIENCE FICTION WRITER.  But to get back on topic....an excellent episode to start the new season off with =)

If any actually believes in Scientology that Ron Hubbard must be laughing in his grave cuz this must be a joke.Cuz really.People are supposed to be alien wat a load of BS.

Matt and Trey are freakin’ geniuses. They managed to piss of so many people, and The Return of Chef and Trapped In The Closet are their best so far. Isaac Hayes was great, and Chef was one of he best characters on South Park (next to Kenny, of course). All you people who think Isaac Hayes was “right” to quit, you really can’t help but laugh at it. We all know Isaac Hayes is secretly watching South Park.